SEO Parasite

Symptoms:

• Subject is an early-morning bird. Wakes up early in the morning hoping for better rank and overnight traffic growth.
• Subject is very aggressive to the Google algorithm changes.
• Subject has a parasite relationship with Google.
• Subject loves the Zoo. Panda and Penguin are his favorite animal.
• Subject bows down to the king – ‘Content’.
• Subject spends a lot of time in sending link building outreach and follow-up emails.

Side-effects:

• Subject quickly engages in SEO-related discussions. Other discussions may seem boring.
• Subject loves to uncover the truth of SEO theories and other’s advice.
• Subject introduces its work differently to different people.
• Subject gets excited and motivated from getting a link from a high DA site.
• Subject gets despaired after the ranking drop in SERP.

Cure:

• Take a daily dose of ‘search data’ from SEO and analytics tools.
• Expose the competitors’ weakness.
• Participate in ‘SEO’ meet-ups and conferences
• Spend time on social media with SEO ‘mentors’ for guidance
• Read daily ‘SEO News’ to keep you calm and cool

What are your thoughts?

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