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SEO Parasite

Symptoms: Subject is an early-morning bird. Wakes up early in the morning hoping for better rank and overnight traffic growth. Subject is...

Written by Deepanshu Gahlaut · 37 sec read >
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Symptoms:

  • Subject is an early-morning bird. Wakes up early in the morning hoping for better rank and overnight traffic growth.
  • Subject is very aggressive to the Google algorithm changes.
  • Subject has a parasite relationship with Google.
  • Subject loves the Zoo. Panda and Penguin are his favorite animal.
  • Subject bows down to the king – ‘Content’.
  • Subject spends a lot of time in sending link building outreach and follow-up emails.

Side-effects:

  • Subject quickly engages in SEO-related discussions. Other discussions may seem boring.
  • Subject loves to uncover the truth of SEO theories and other’s advice.
  • Subject introduces its work differently to different people.
  • Subject gets excited and motivated from getting a link from a high DA site.
  • Subject gets despaired after the ranking drop in SERP.

Cure:

  • Take a daily dose of ‘search data’ from SEO and analytics tools.
  • Expose the competitors’ weakness.
  • Participate in ‘SEO’ meet-ups and conferences
  • Spend time on social media with SEO ‘mentors’ for guidance
  • Read daily ‘SEO News’ to keep you calm and cool

What are your thoughts?

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Written by Deepanshu Gahlaut
I write on SEO, content marketing, latest technologies, and social media. You can find me online, or at home watching sci-fi movies, listening songs, or sleeping. In addition, my latest obsession is creating, collecting and organizing visual content on my new blog - Infopixi, to help bloggers, marketers, and businesses. Profile
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